grec1a:

No proofreading we die like men

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onyourleftbooob:

please watch brooklyn nine nine

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stability:

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animalrates:

This is the happiest fat head that has ever walked the earth. Please appreciate. Truly remarkable doggo. 15/10

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terriamon:

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

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shiningorb:

:‘o)

this is what i want my life to be like

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leupagus:

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basedgodtookmyusername:

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

This should win an Oscar

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joshpeck:

i’m screaming what does this mean

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